I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction
To go
I don't know

Am I a man
Or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet
Then I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet? (Muppet)
Or am I a man? (Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)

I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide

Am I a man
Or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet
Well I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet? (Muppet)
Or am I a man? (Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)

Here I go again
My goal is runnin' out of time
I think I made up my mind
Now I understand who I am

I'm a man

I'm a muppet
Yeah!

I'm a muppet of a man

I'm a very manly muppet

I'm a muppet-y man!

That's what I am