you wrote me a song
but you don't really play that well
the lyrics was bad
and you sing like hell

you gave me a kiss
but I can honestly say that I don't really like your breath
and you moved your tongue
too bloody fast

hmm..
but you see that..
eeh..

I'm so poor won't you lend me some money

you gave me a flower
well I don't really like flowers
they look quite nice
but I'm allergic to them

you picked me up with your car
and I said honey that was very kind of you
but I've got
other better things to do