Mr. Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb?
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again.

It's cool to be clean if you know what I mean.
When I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt I gave it to a guy
Who is cruel to everyone he meets and who shows the world he's incomplete.

Mr.Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.
Last time we met you beat me up, but that was no surprise
though I miss the days when you were nice.

It's hard to believe that you don't owe me shit.
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
but at least I have the right to write anything
I think is right.

Mr.Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.
Last time we met you beat me up, but that was no surprise
though I miss the days when you were nice.
When you were nice.

Looking back at the days when we were friends,
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend.

Mr.Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.
Last time we met you beat me up, but that was no surprise
though I miss the days when you were nice.
When you were nice.