I been here 40 years I been here since dirt You know what dirt is? Dirt Do you know where Herb's Garage is? You hard of hearing? I owned that garage years ago To that theater over there You know where it is Used to go there for a dime You could go from here to Garden Grove It was always a two-lane highway Do you know how old I am? Do you know how old I am?
The first license in this town was Dick's Horse's Drinks Sold his license around Do you know how old I am?
How you lighting that cigarette? That's the wrong way to burn them Two lights and turn right Two lights and turn right I could write a song in a heartbeat If you ever see my darling Drink another drink To steal Stealing Do you know what I'm saying? Are you hard of hearing? Do you know how old I am?
One more light, my darling We had one donut and a cup Even though we knew Hold on, let me get the lyrics together Hold on, let me get the lyrics together
Molchek was the fastest race-car driver You think you're smart? Molchek was over the wall in Indianapolis Over that wall Do you know how old I am?
My dad built that car My father built some of the finest race cars in the world Do you know how old I am?
This is probably the last cigarette I'll ever get in my life