(spoken: For all the guys messing up a good thing. Can we talk)
Inquiring minds wanna know why a man can't just simmer down
(spoken: I said:) Inquiring minds wanna know now people, why a man can't just simmer down
The angels sent him true love but he's still out in the night, sniffing around
(spoken: Haha, nothing but a dog, y'all. But wait a minute, wait a minute now)
Wonder what the boy was thinking when he jumped up and took a wife
(spoken: I'm serious, I said)
Wonder what the boy was thinking, children,
when he jumped up, leaped up, stood up, and took a wife
(spoken: Now you have to wonder)
Knowing that she believes one man, one woman,
while he believes that variety is the spice of life
(spoken: Contradiction, but here's the deal)
Don't make those promises you can't keep, you're just burning your bridges down
Watch those promises you can't keep, broken promises come back around
(spoken: uhoh, uhoh)
Heard the boy was crying this morning, the one he truly loved has gone away
(spoken: He's crying. I hear that)
Heard the boy was crying this morning, the one he truly loved has gone away
(spoken: All you Romeo's, take the warning now)
If you're out there making promises you can't keep,
remember they'll come back to haunt you one day