"The day I met you
The sun began to shine
The world turned for the first time
When I made you mine
Oh the busy Bpm (British Prime Minister)
Smiled for a while
When I made you mine, when I made you mine

Oh there's nothing else but love
There's nothing on earth but love
It's something so special when
A boy meets a girl

On whole of the earth there's nothing else but love
It's something so special when
A boy meets a girl

Oh fix me a stiff little drink
Oh fetch me a stiff little revolver
My love's gone away for good
And there's nothing on earth but love
There's nothing on earth but love

The day you left me my world fell apart
The sun ceased to shine
That day you broke my heart
And London fell down into the Thames
When you broke my heart, when you broke my heart

Oh there's nothing else but love
There's nothing on earth but love
It's something so special when
A girl leaves a boy

On whole of the earth there's nothing else but love
It's something so special when
A girl meets a boy"

So wrote a songwriter hoping to sell
A tissue of lies to the record label
"Oh all the old clichés they'll never mind
I'll stab their emotions for the hundredth time"

Oh there's quite enough romance
Peddled around these days
Without you adding to it
Oh don't make it worse

On the whole of the earth there's something else but love
A boy meets a girl, so what?
Boy meets girl, so what?
Oh why not put your brain into gear
And weep about something other than love?
A boy meets a girl, so what?
A boy meets a girl, so what?
A boy meets a girl, so what?

Oh why not put your brain into gear
And weep about something other than love?
A boy meets a girl, so what?
A boy meets a girl, so what?
A boy meets a girl, so what?