You play the songs that I wrote
You think the thoughts I thought
It don't make you no brother!

Because you sleep in my room
Doesn't mean I don't care
When you talk to my lover!

Chorus:
Come on and dance with me
Cheat me and set me free
Come on and dance with me
You're such a Phat Monkey
Phat Monkey - yeah!!

I hate th jokes that you tell
I even hate your face
Don't try sitting in my chair!

You meet the girl that I love
You're such a funny man
Don't forget I am still there!

Chorus

You are the copy that sells
You are the baddest dream
Keep your hands off my lady!

'Cause I'm the fire that burns you
Just be sure you know
I will fight for my baby