Dirty houses, dirty sheets
Wonderbra and unclean feet
Happen once and happen twice
I wanted a slice of you

Female guilt is a fast swimmer
I wanna be the only winner
Of your body, let's skip
The pretences of dinner

True love isn't enough of us
True love isn't found like this
I should think before I kiss
Frogs who will never become princes

Fantasies, they keep me dry
Apple of my daddy's eye
Taught me sex was a bad thing
Gave me deviant longing

Female guilt, it grabs you
By the balls, it flies and it runs
And it dances and crawls
Let us make-believe we have it all

True love isn't enough of us
True love isn't found like this
I should think before I kiss
Frogs who will never become princes
Yeah, princes, yeah

True love isn't of us
True love isn't found like this
I should think before I kiss
Frogs who will never become princes