I never wondered, you never said
I never pondered, she never thought
Because she loved you, we thought you knew
I always thought there's something queer 'bout you

So you are queerer than queerer and that's cool
But she's in tears because she loves you and always has
But you're only interested in guys
I just had to laugh

You were so funny, a perfect friend
You turned the campness up to eleven
But she was making you uncomfortable
Because she wanted so much more than a mouthful

So you are queerer than queerer and that's cool
But she's in tears because she loves you and always has
But you're only interested in guys
I just had to laugh

So you are queerer than queerer and that's cool
But she's in tears because she loves you and always has
But you're only interested in guys
I just had to laugh