Uh
Check, check one, two
(Check one, two)
Check, check
(Check, is this?)
Check, check one, two
(Come one)

Uhm, [?] my mic's little hot. [?]
No, no. That's little hot coutu-ure

[?]
(Check mic two, mic two)
Mix it on point
Turn me up little, turn me up

(Clearing throat)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
(Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi)

I sound terrible, I sound like a, a to-, uh like a, like a man

(Clearing throat again)

I know there's like a, a button we can press
To make me sound like a woman

(Woman singing)

No. That's, that's [?] that's too much woman
That's too much woman
Thank you
Just make me sound like Rosie the Robot
Or something
No. I want, I wanna sound like will. I. am

(Playing Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice)

Yeah, no

(Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing)

That... it just sounded like Cher's, Believe

(Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing)

One, two
Oh

(Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing)

Could I just sing it a monotone?
Try just, try just talk the whole thing
And do the whole ovah

(Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing)

Let's just, yeah. Imma tryna
Yeah, I'm gonna sing the whole thing
In just like my regular voice
And you just do the
A-auto-tu-u-u-u-u-u-ne

This is why microphones at a gay bar
Always think I'm the top
Is this what it feels like to be Kesha?
Oh, yeah. It's, it's on honey, it's
This mic is turn on, honey