The judge said "Screw 'em!

Boys, you're only human.

They brought it on themselves

By being born a woman.

Like a mountain's there to climb

And food's there to be eaten,

Woman's there to rape,

To be shoved around and beaten."

Chorus:

The judge took his position,

The judge he wouldn't budge,

So we've got out this petition,

And we're going to screw the judge.

Now if you beat a horse or dog

Or violate a bank,

Simonson will haul you in

And throw you in the clink.

But violate a woman,

Your equal and your peer,

The judge will slap you on the wrist

And lay the blame on her.

(Chorus)

To draw a true conclusion

From what Simonson has said,

Woman has to live in fear

And cover up her head.

She has to dress in purdah

And lock herself in cages,

And this kinky judge in Madison

Is from the Middle Ages.

The judge took his position,

The judge he wouldn't budge,

So we've got out this petition,

And we're going to dump the judge.