I met a hooker at the grocery store
She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday smile

She told me: "merry christmas and peace to you"
She said "I've been workin' this whole night through."
She said "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

She told me "whoa my whoa me,
I look so good beneath a christmas tree"
She said "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

She told me "christmas brings out the best in me"
She said "my heart's so full of love and generosity"
"whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

And "well the police here and the police there
"they ruin my christmas spirit everywhere I go."
"whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

She told me "whoa my whoa me,
I look so good beneath a christmas tree"
She said "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

Well she told me "goodbye" as she walked away
She said "son, if you're good maybe on christmas day"
Whoa-o-whoa...

I said "whoa my whoa me,
she looks so good beneath my christmas tree"
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday...

I met a hooker at the grocery store
She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday..
Well lord lord, she's the girl with the holiday...
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday..

Silent night shining so bright
She ain't holy but she can hold me tight

Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday...