Oh there's a rumble in the backyard
It's a shakin' twistin' cloud
Seems someone's pet is getting way upset
Something awful loud

He just swallowed up his doghouse
Knocked a barbecue into space
Then he sucked up Bugs' swimming pool
Spit out a tidal wave

Tasmanian Meltdown comin'
There's a meltdown comin'
Well, you better start a-runnin'
When the ground starts hummin'
There's a meltdown comin'

I don't know what sets him off
I don't know
Is he upset about a girl?
No!

It's anyone's guess
'Cause he's not the best
Communicator in the world
Don't judge me

We'd love to get him to settle down
But he just scratched through the wall
He got the police chasing after him
'Cause he's headed for the mall

Tasmanian Meltdown comin'
Like a hurricane comin'
(Taz melodically-shouting indistinctly)