He's marchin' on the freeway so get out of his way
Cause he's rollin' in a monster made of papier mache
Why stay in one lane when he can take 'em all?
He drives a diesel-burning dump-truck that's eighteen feet tall

Parade Float!
The AC blows hot
Parade Float!
The transmission is shot

Parade Float!
It's so fun to drive
Parade Float!
It won't go over twenty-five

Daffy: Awoo. Parade... Float
Did somebody order a bass solo?
Wait. Wait. Closer. Almost. There it is. Hoho there it is
It's too slow to pull over and it's too big to steal

You'll never tip it over; it's got two feet and four wheels
It gets one mile to the gallon and it tends to catch on fire
And the only way to start it is with a pair of pliers

Daffy: You know environmentalists say
"Your car is too big. " But I say, "Your planet's too small. "

He still celebrates and decorates its super great
har-me-onate

Parade Float!
It hits curbs a bunch
Parade Float!
It eats hybrids for lunch
Parade Float!
Just don't try to pass
Parade Float!
Or he'll flatten your car
Daffy: Awoo. Parade Float... Suckers