Mustache: Standin' there with a blade in your hand Yosemite Sam, don't you understand? I'm your moostache Don't shave your moostache Been with you since the day you were born All that time, I've never been shorn
What would you do without your flavor saver? Puttin' aside those crumbs for later? Very first time that you kissed a girl I tickled her nose and I rocked her world Stuck with you through thick and thin Shavin' me off would be a sin
Chorus: Moostache Mustache: Your face is my home Chorus: Moostache Mustache: I got my own comb Chorus: Chorus
Mustache: Without me, you would be so alone Do you remember that time we got caught up in the snowstorm? I was right there for you, my friend Keepin' your top lip so warm I keep tears off of your mouth Bugs from flyin' up your nose When you got punched in the mouth I was cushioning the floor
Put that blade back on the shelf You know I love you more than anyone else If you feel some hair just has to go Weed-wack some of that back hair, bro Chorus: Moostache Mustache: I'm your best friend Chorus: Moostache Mustache: Until the end Chorus: Moostache