Well Long Eared Drifter riding ?cross the plain. Nobody'd ever seen him, Nobody knew his name. When he stormed into town and reached For some filtered water. And some carrot nibblers
Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said, "Step into my saloon and rest your weary head. ? But the stranger just shook his head and said "I'll have a mesa salad. 'Cause there's good carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows, The carbs from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes Speaking of which I'm gonna need Some more carrot nibblers. ?
Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise He had gristle in his teeth and diabetes in his eyes He said "Bart, you and me's gonna square off Over a yogurt parfait. "
But Bart scooped up the woman and he took off riding hard He took her to a taco stand that makes everything with lard He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, beef and flour He said ?Girl, you're gonna eat these even if it takes an hour. ?
Well that's when that old stranger came a-riding up fast He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheat grass "This taco party's over, " said the stranger with a drawl "You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol And one more thing buddy - you forgot your parfait. ?
As when you're fighting evil every healthy cowboy knows You gotta keep your blood sugar from getting too low 'Cause if you don't you better know, Joe You're gonna get real sleepy
Well, Bart just laughed and said "I don't need that trash, I live on steak and ice-cream and corned beef hash And I'd mow you down right now if I wasn't feeling so sluggish. ?
The stranger pushed that parfait towards him nd he stared Bart down, And a hush and a chill fell across the town. And everybody froze as Bart reached And took a bite of his parfait
Well Bart's cheeks got rosy and his hair regained its sheen He said "It's my sugar intake that's been making me so mean Speaking of which stranger won't you Share some of those carrot nibblers? "
And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran And one thing you better understand, man They hardly ever get sleepy. They also enjoy stir-fry They carefully control their portions And they keep food journals. And they share their nibblers