Well hello nice to meet you my friend
I heard a lot of swell things about you
That you're nice and kind and sometimes a little blue
Heard that you play in a band
I heard that we have a lot of the same friends
Heard that you used to date a very tall girl
And see now I feel even smaller than I am

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends
And play another one of your own songs
You have to go and say we're just friends

And play another one of your songs
Are all I've got to tell my stories
About selfish people like you
Who make little girls very sad and blue
My songs are all I've to sleep at night
This and a very, very bad guitar
Your songs are not the ones that I listen to
But if it pleases you, I'll say I do

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends
And play another one of your own songs
You have to go and say we're just friends

How convenient we just went to bed
You have to go back to the van
How convenient we just went to bed
I shouldn't say a word to our friends
How convenient we just went to bed

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends
And play another one of your own songs
You have to go and say we're just friends
How convenient we just went to bed
I shouldn't say a word to our friends

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends
And play another one of your own songs
You have to go and say we're just friends
You have to go and say we're just friends