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    Hello, how can I help you?
    Hi, my name is dave burd
    I have an appointment today
    It's probably under 'lil dicky, ' actually
    I'm a, I'm a rapper, so
    Okay, and who are you here to see?
    Uh, snoop dogg? says here snoop dogg
    Oh, yeah. he's right down the hall
    First door to your right

    Give him a knock and he should be right with you
    Thanks. it's uh, this door right here, right?
    Mm-hmm, thank you

    Grab a seat
    Thanks I'm dave very nice to meet
    Dave, what it do? you can call me dogg
    Let me just check your sheet
    No problem, sir, let me just say
    I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
    I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
    All good, there's a reason that we called, dave
    Let me start with your background
    Where you come from?
    Sure, I was undergrad down there in richmond
    Before that
    Oh, you talking bout my hometown? yeah

    I was born out of philly grew up
    In a little silly old town called cheltenham
    It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
    So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
    I wouldn't say it like that
    We just had a different kind of trap
    Elaborate
    Well I ain't never had a tool
    But I had to be the man at school
    Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad
    I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
    But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
    Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws
    That be coming when you grow up like that
    Know you been racing them rats
    You ain't been making them raps
    Boo hoo what a hardship
    How you paid to get the rap shit started?
    Man, my bar mitzvah money
    But don't diss me buddy
    I wasn't one of them young guns
    Up on the block who had nothing to lose
    I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
    Look at that, I can say
    There's something to prove up in your ass
    Yeah, I guess
    That's enough of the past
    What makes you want to do rap?
    Oh my god, it's the best
    Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
    Literally I can reinvent myself
    I get a forum to project myself
    It's never boring, every morning I wake up
    And try to best myself
    I never got to be suppressed
    Or stealthy to express myself
    It's kinda healthy
    Cool, now let me put you through
    A couple hypothetical's
    Sure
    In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
    Uh, I wouldn't do shit
    And I don't even get
    What that got to do with this?
    Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
    If you wanna do this
    Then you won't get far acting
    Like a little bitch
    Nah, that's my niche!
    Don't get offended by this
    But that's the market y'all missed
    That's the target I'll hit
    And that's the heart of my pitch
    I wanna do this whole thing different
    What the fuck you mean you wanna
    Do the whole thing different?
    Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
    Traditionally people have been doing the job
    The same kind of way for a long time
    But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?
    Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
    You don't know if it could be working even better
    And I think you should look at me
    As an opportunity to find that out
    I don't mean any disrespect by that
    I'm just saying I have a different background
    Like a different perspective way of looking at things
    Than your typical applicant

    So what are your biggest strengths?
    Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
    For example, I can be like
    Ain't nobody fucking with lil dicky
    When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
    Ripping this shit like it's never been did
    And the rhythm is never predictable
    Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit
    To whatever cadence you bitches prefer
    Alright, alright, I get it
    Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)
    Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe neville (whoa)
    And I blow it from the jump, derrick rose knee (oh)
    You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
    And y'all been winning like pistorius, it's no feat
    Bro, I can go on and on
    I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
    Okay enough of the punchline
    That ain't showing me you different from the other guys
    Well I don't know if they can run it like that
    But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
    What's that?
    Well I can tell a story about my morning
    Watching boy meets world and jerking off to topanga lawrence
    Like the 14 year old topanga
    Oh this shit like a joke to you? I don't get it
    Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be
    A nutty abundantly funny type of individual
    Like, as a guy
    So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
    Real recognize real, right?
    Yeah, I guess. so what you trying to do?
    Five years from now, tell me bout the due
    Well, I don't care about the money
    Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
    Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
    Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
    I don't wanna leave the game the same
    In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
    Well, I wanna be the dude that came in
    And made the stand up rap
    With the random rap and the man
    Like that for the people that was anti-rap
    Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap
    Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
    That shit sound pretty damn complex
    I guess, I wanna be the best
    I just wanna do it my way
    And turn the whole game sideways
    And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
    You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
    I ain't mad at that
    Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
    Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
    And I ain't about to win them back to back
    I'm bout to win them like it's back
    To back to back to back to back
    Til I stop rapping
    You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true
    That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
    Let alone a young rook nigga
    You misread me
    Nah this ain't a book nigga
    Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
    No, you just fucking repetitive dawg
    I get it, you trying to be better than all
    But you ain't shit until cheddars involved
    I get that I gotta prove myself
    No shit you ain't done shit
    But think about that though
    Only doing this a couple of years
    One tape and I'm like this?
    This shit is aight for your first shit
    But you don't know if it's your worst shit
    You don't think finding out would be worth it?
    It might be, it might not
    But I'mma put your ass to work, kid
    Wait, like, like I have the job? like really?
    Well one more thing
    Let me see if you could put a hook together
    What would you do for the hook for this song?
    You want me to make a hook up right now?
    Do I look like the type of nigga
    That like repeating himself?
    Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

    I'm bout to be professional
    Homie, I'm professional
    Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
    Nigga, that shit is garbage man
    Well, you know, I feel like
    There might have been some upside to it
    But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
    Don't y'all normally like outsource
    For that kind of thing sometimes?
    Sometimes, but you know
    That was some next level dogg shit right there
    Yeah, you know, I'm just way better
    When I get to think things through
    Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
    Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
    Right now?
    Yeah, sure

    Dope, juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you
    (you got it, snoop, I'll be right there)
    Thanks, juanita, super nice woman
    Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?
    Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so
    Whatever, thanks
    (hey, I got y'all y'all weed)
    Damn, that's some great looking weed, it's just so early
    (can I get you guys anything else while I'm here?
    Coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)
    D-did you just say head?
    (yeah. you ain't never got no head before?)
    I mean, just feels like a lot, right now (ok)

    But what kind of tea do you guys have?
    (we got mint, raspberry, earl grey, english breakfast)
    Actually, I'll take head
    (I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head)

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