Can you please sit the fuck down?
Protesting in your paper crown
You love to feel offended
Fight you from computer trenches

You got a semi-automatic mouth
Go easy now
And you're so loud, and you're so loud
And you're so loud, and you're so loud

Everyone's yelling, it's cracking the ceiling
Paint peeling, like banana floor spitting
Wood splintering, the noise is defeating
Ring the alarm another sound, is copulating
Spread eagle on my eardrums
I miss Sonic Boredom
I miss Congeniality
Strangles incessantly
By the speaker hum
Screaming monks
Ears are numb
God can't whisper
When the bass is up

You got a semi-automatic mouth
Go easy now
And you're so loud, and you're so loud
And you're so loud, and you're so loud

Can you please turn yourself down?
Ritalin kids doing cocaine wipe outs
No need to feel offended
Born to a time when the quiet ended

You got a semi-automatic mouth
Go easy now
And you're so loud, and you're so loud
And you're so loud, and you're so loud

You got a semi-automatic mouth
Go easy now
And you're so loud, and you're so loud
And you're so loud, and you're so loud