Elle: Wait a minute. this is the kind of girl Warner wants. Someone serious. Someone lawyerly. Someone who wears black when nobodies dead. Girls I have a completely brilliant plan. (Sung)What you want, Warner What you want is me But you need to see me in a different domain Well its plain, Warner In a different setting You will see your getting all of this plus a brain I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand Big sturdy book big wordy book full of words i'll understand and right there is where you'll see it too What you want is right in front of you All: What you want Its clear What you want Right here What you want is right in front of you, front of you What you want Its clear What you want Right here What you want is right in front of you, front of you Elle: Step 1 he's off to harvard law So i get in there too Step 2 make him reasses impress him with my high IQ Step 3 we throw a wedding and invite all delta nu Kate: Thats great. Nice plan Now can we think this through (spoken) Harvard law school Elle: I have a 4.0 average kate: Yea in fashion merchandising. What makes you think you can do this. Elle: Love I'm doing this for love and love will see me through with love on my side i can't lose and harvard can't refuse a love so pure and true don't lawyers feel love too Kate: Even if they do what you want sweetheart is no wasy thing if you're going to swing it it will wreck your sr spring yes its true First you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174 so no more parties for you you'll need a killer essay or do not even hope and glowing letter from your betters Any chance you know the pop o no too bad cause that would be a coup and you got a lot of work in front of you All: What you want yes i know What you want even so what you want is right in front of you front of you what you want girl you go what you want no really go what you want is right in front of you front of you Dad: law school Elle: yes daddu law school Dad:God why. Law school is for ugly, boring, serious people and you button are none of those things. (sung) What you want hun, just say the word but what you wants absurd and costs a whole of of smack and hell why button when you can stay right here persue a film career mom: How about a nice Burkin bag Dad: yes, the east coast is foreign theres no film studios its cold and dark No valet parking all the girls have different noses Christ, button its like the damn frontier Mom and Dad: Tell me whats out there that you can't get right here Elle: Guys, Love i'm going there for love a love i have to win i can live without sun or valet i can't just walk away betray what might have been Dad: Fine OK I'll pay your way if you get in All: What you want Make the grades What you want and its payed What you want is right in front of of you front of you delta nu: (spoken) hey everybody its spring fling beer bash extreme Boys: Extreme Kate: Not for you. Time to study. GO Delta Nu: This years theme Jamaicin me Crazyy Reggae: What you want you wanna be out because the sun she warm What you want you wanna be study stuck inside your dorm what you want you wanna be partying with us all night long what you want you wanna be strong All: be strong Kate: 134 not good enough try again Reggae: What you want you wanna be groovin bump and sjake the room What you want you wanna be provin something and to whom what you want you wanna be wonderin where your youth is gone what you want you you wanna hold on Kate: hold on, 151 still not harvard material. Once again Go Elle: (sung) Love, i'm doing this for love and thats how i'll survive Here you go i said no go away right here is where i'll stay until that happy day that day i hear him say Kate: 175 All: 175 Elle: 175 All: 175 175
Professor #1 (Spoken)Gentlemen, harvard law grants admission to adam cohen. And now miss elle woods who was kind enough to send in a headshot.
Professor #2 We should admit her for reasons of multi culturalism
Prof #1 Oh gentlemen get a hold of yoursleves. Look at that what a shame. She didn't bother sending in a personal essay
All: What you want Goodness me What you want security What you want is right in
Prof #1 Who are you?
Elle (Sung)i'm hat you want Harvard, i'm the girl for you And to prove it true, We all flew here on Jet blue
Elle (Spoken)Thank you
Pilot (Spoken)Thank you
Ensemble (Sung)This is what Elle woods inspires In everyone that hires her, And Harvard should too
Professor #1 (Shouted)This is not a personal essay!
Elle+ ensemble (Sung)No, an essay’s so boring and so much does not fit, So we’re appearing live right here, Making sure that you must admit, Elle woods should join the chosen few, Harvard, what you is right in front of – (cheer team breaks into dance)
Elle (Yelled)And now some legal jargon! Exhibit A! Time for my cross! I object! May I approach!
Professor #1 (Blows whistle loudly and dance team stops) (spoken)Now see here Ms. Woods, You can’t just barge in here with singing, and dancing, and ethnic movement! This is a very flashy presentation, but Is till don’t see one reason to admit you!
Elle (SPOKEN) How about love? You ever been in love? ‘Cause if you have you’ll know (Sung)That Love never accepts a defeat No challenge it can’t meet NO place it can’t go! Don’t say no to a women in love! Don’t laugh when I say love! Don’t think that I’m naïve! ‘Cause even a person who’s smart Can listen to their heart Can listen and believe (Dancers in back waving flags and swaying) So believe in what love can achieve Do you Believe?
Professor #2 I Do!
Elle Do you believe?
Professor #3 Me too!
Ensemble Yes we believe in love how bout you
Professor #1 Welcome to Harvard!
Ensemble What you want
Elle That was fun
Ensemble What you want
Elle Let’s go girl!
Ensemble What you want is right in front of you! What you want What you want What you want What you want!