Honey whatcha cryin at? You're not losing him to that Both her hair and shoes are flat Why is she so rude?
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing You were meant to wear his ring Cheer-up, chin-up Its time to bring a happy attitude
Keep it positive As you slap her to the floor Keep it positive As you pull her hair and call her whore
You can take her in a fight
You and he will reunite!
You know we're right We're positive
ELLE, Girls, girls! Violence is never wise Not the way to win back guys Anyway she's twice my size who's gotta plan B?
GIRL, Uh, me. Look at her, she's like a nun Show him you are way more fun Bust out the lap dance and you won You off the hizzle, gee!
GIRLS, Keep it positive Yeah! Let out your inner freak! Keep it positive Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
You will whet his appetite You and he will reunite
You know we're right We're positive We're positive We're positive We're posi...
ELLE, (Spoken) Omigod... You're making me sick.
VIVIENNE, (Spoken) Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place.
GIRLS, AAAAHHHH!!!! Hey, hey, hey! Keep it positive That he loves you and not her More hotter And I bet ya smarter! She don't know the real him You feel him So don't her her steal him Wake him up like sleepin beauty Turn his head with your red hot booty You bring the noise if you bring the funk It's positively time to shake your junk shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, Whoo
ELLE, (Spoken) Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait! (Sung) Girls I'm positive That we've taken this to far No I'm positive This is Harvard not a stripper bar All this trashy carryin' on Thats the reason that he's gone I need a salon Girls I'm
ELLE, Try not to get upset But I'm
ELLE, That it's time for me to go brunette
ELLE, Being blonde and being hot That got me exactly squat! Gotta to show him I've got more to give