[Verse 1]
I just got off, work at 5, drivin’ that ‘ol van I drive
overalls, and dirty boots, but Uncle Bill needed
a funeral suit, so when I walked in that fancy store
they looked at me like I was poor
but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
it went from “don’t take checks” to “right away yes sir”

[Chorus]
Upper middle class white trash
my pockets cant hold all my cash
cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas
and won the lottery, now I’ve invested in my neighborhood
my friends and family, there all livin pretty good
a trailer park full of Cadillac’s
an upper middle class white trash

[Verse 2]
I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop
for all those cars on cinder blocks
and cousin Charlie thinks its cool to keep
a large mouth bass in his new swimmin’ pool
I had a birth day party for mama last night
in her ninety and a half foot triple wide
you ain’t seen nothin’ if you ain’t seen
NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen!

[Chorus]
Upper middle class white trash
my pockets cant hold all my cash
cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas
and won the lottery, now I’ve invested in my neighborhood
my friends and family, there all livin pretty good
a trailer park full of Cadillac’s
an upper middle class white trash

[Bridge]
Buyin’ chicken wings buy the buckets
we can’t eat ‘em all so we just say chuck it
all the miller light you can handle
a hundred and fifty seven movie channels

[Chorus]
Upper middle class white trash
our pockets cant hold all our cash
cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas
and won the lottery, now I’ve invested in my neighborhood
my friends and family, there all livin pretty good
a trailer park full of Cadillac’s
an upper middle class white trash

So pop a top, sit back and relax all
you upper middle class white trash!