If-if-if I were seventeen
Oh then would you dream of me tonight
With A-B-B-B-B-Body to die for
A candle that cries for
You to light

Coz I watch as you watch
As she walks
Like a toy by the boys in
The room
With her lips cherry red
Oh la la
Like a Betty Boop cartoon

Hey, if I were seventeen
Would you love me
Would you love me
If I still were sugar sweet
Would you love me
Would you love me
I can be cute
I can be dumb
And I'm not even illegally young
If you're mine tonight
What if I were seventeen
Would you love me
Would you love, love me

If-if-if I were seventeen
On, they would you be my
Hanger on
Just A P-P-P-P-Picture of
Innocence
No past experience, not even on

And I watch as you watch as she walks
Like a toy by the boys in
The room
With her lips cherry red
Oh la la
Like a Betty Boop cartoon

Hey, if I were seventeen
Would you love me
Would you love me
If I still were sugar sweet
Would you love me
Would you love me
I can be cute
I can be dumb
And I'm not even illegally young
If you're mine tonight
What if I were seventeen
Would you love me
Would you love, love me

Yeah, you could wash my car
You could take me to school
Sneak me into the bars
Yeah, if I were a woman-girl
Would it light up your fire
Would it rock up you world
And if I were seventeen
Would you be what I like
Would it you be who I dream of
No, if I were seventeen
I wouldn't look twice

Hey, if I were seventeen
Would you love me
Would you love me
If I still were sugar sweet
Would you love me
Would you love me
I can be cute
I can be dumb
And I'm not even illegally young
If you're mine tonight
What if I were seventeen
Would you love me
Would you love, love me