They want me to be nice

They want me to be good

But I’m a simple rotten guy

Who’s just misunderstood

They said that I should change

And wear a purity smile

But smiling makes my face hurt

And happiness is vile

They want me to give up the only life I’ve ever had

But it’s so good to be bad

It’s good to be bad,

It’s great to be a crook,

It’s nice to be a villain like you read about in books

It’s swell to be nasty

It’s keen to be so mean

Yes, I’m an extraordinary nastiness machine

It’s good to be bad

It’s great to be a crook,

It’s nice to be a villain like you read about in books

It’s swell to be nasty

It’s keen to be so mean

Yes, I’m an extraordinary nastiness machine

It’s good to be bad

Wow! I feel bad! Ha, ha!