I got a parrot of hair on my shoulder
It's apparent it's there, and it's bolder
Like I show you my cards, I'm no folder
Yes I'm a soldier
Against everything square and unsightly

All I need is a clip or a scrunchie
And then I'm ready

Because I rock a side pony
Baby I'm just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
Who doesn't love a side pony?
Baby I'm just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony

Since I met you, you've been in my stable
And I see you whenever I'm able
Though we're keeping it under the table
It ain' a fable
Why can't we hide it away in your derby
We're having fun and we're keeping it flirty
Everybody might say that it's dirty
But don't you worry

Because I rock a side pony
Baby I'm just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
Who doesn't love a side pony?
Baby I'm just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony