Hi it's me, I'm bored again.

All is well, I'm not insane

I've been drunk for seven days

Everything is fine

I made some friends and broke the ice

Then I ate some bread and cheese

Gained some weight to keep me warm

Everything's okay

It's me, delivering psychosis

Over the phone to you

I've colored your world blue

Ten thousand miles from you

I'm sinking all alone

Treading new waters

Where is my buoy?

The van smells like a dirty sock

Everyone has got the flu

I'd rather be just sick of you

I'd rather be asleep

It's me, delivering psychosis

Over the phone to you

I've colored your world blue

Ten thousand miles from you

I'm sinking all alone

Treading new waters

I'm missing my buoy.

When I get home

The band will have it's first hit song.

You and I will buy some rings

And a suburban home

I'll bring home the bacon bits

We'll make our parents grandparents

I'll take you out for breakfast at night

And then we'll go to sleep