I was 23,
She was 35.
I was spiralin' out,
And she was so alive.
A Texas girl real strong.
Taught me this drunk song.
So when I start to ball,
She says, "let your teardrops fall".

On the Pinot,
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Pour your heart out,
Watch your blues turn gold.
All the Pinot.
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Keep it real cold,
'Cause it's a fired up world.
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.
Make it all make sense!
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.
Does it all make sense?
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.
Make it all make sense!

Sisters never pack up.
We always run back, love.
Seven years ago,
I said you'd make it.
Sonja was Joanne's friend,
Tough girls on the mend.
So when I'm feelin' small,
I toss that cork and call.

On the Pinot Grigio, girls.
Pour your heart out.
Watch your blues turn gold.
All the Pinot.
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Keep it real cold,
'Cause it's a fired up world.
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.
Make it all make sense!
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.
Does it all make sense?
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.
Make it all make sense!

So we'll turn on a bachelorette.
Dye Ashley's hair red.
And then we'll have our sixth
Spice girl in this bitch!

On the Pinot,
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Pour your heart out,
Watch your blues turn gold.
All the Pinot.
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Keep it real cold,
'Cause it's a fired up world.

All the Pinot,
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Gather 'round now.
Watch your blues turn gold.
All the Pinot,
Pinot Grigio, girls.
Keep it real cold,
'Cause it's a fired up world.
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh.