Saw him standing there in the bakery
Holding the biggest sausage roll I've ever seen
Didn't know it would turn me on
But I never seen one so long
And I knew it was gonna be wrong

But I want meat, yeah meat
Baked in puff pastry
Yeah I want meat, yeah meat

Singing I love sausage rolls
So put another one in the oven baby
I love sausage rolls
So eat it with ketchup, or gravy

She smiled at me
As she took hold of my snack
She put it in her mouth
I nearly had a heart attack
I couldn't put up a fight
Knew it was love at first bite
And I could tell it was gonna be right

‘Cause I want meat, yeah meat
A beige and savoury treat
Yeah I want meat, yeah meat

Singing I love sausage rolls
So put another one in the oven baby
I love sausage rolls
So eat it with ketchup, or gravy

We don't want to start a riot
We're not on a vegan diet
We know Quorn will never be a client

‘Cause we want meat, yeah meat
We eat it on every street
Yeah we want meat, yeah meat

Singing I love sausage rolls
So put another one in the oven baby
I love sausage rolls
So eat it with ketchup, or gravy

Singing I love sausage rolls
So put another one in the oven baby
I love sausage rolls
So eat it with ketchup, or gravy…