GENTLEMEN IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU OF ONE BEAUTY SO I ASK OF YOU A FAVOUR NOT TO SEEK HER FOR AWHILE THOUGH I OWE SHE IS A CREATURE OF CHARACTER AND FEATURE NO WORDS COULD FRAME THE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN OF ALL ARGYLL
AND IF YOU COULDïVE SEEN HER THERE BOYS IF YOU HAD JUST BEEN THERE THE SWAN WAS IN HER MOVEMENT AND THE MORNING IN HER SMILE ALL THE ROSES IN THE GARDEN THEY BOWED AND ASKED HER PARDON FOR NOT ONE COULD MATCH THE BEAUTY OF THE QUEEN OF ALL ARGYLL
ON THE EVENING THAT I MENTION I PASSED WITH LIGHT INTENSION THROUGH A PART OF OUR DEAR COUNTRY KNOWN FOR BEAUTY AND FOR STYLE TO A PLACE OF NOBLE FAINTERS OF SCHOLARS AND GREAT DRINKERS BUT ABOVE THEM FOR ALL SPLENDOR SHONE THE QUEEN OF ALL ARGYLL
SO MY LADS NOW I MUST LEAVE YOU MY INTENSION IS NOT TO GRIEVE YOU NOR NEAT WILL I DECIEVE YOU I SEE YOU IN A WHILE I MUST FIND SOME WAY TO GAIN HER TO COURT HER AND TO TAME HER I FEEL MY HEART IS IN DANGER FROM THE QUEEN OF ALL ARGYLL