I went balling the other night
I started drinking and got real tight
I blew each and all my friends
I felt so good I had to blow again

I said hey bartender
Hey man looka here
A draw one, draw two, draw three four glasses of beer

Well I saw a chick sitting on the end
I said baby can't we be friends
You're looking sweet as you can be
Well come on down and drink with me

I said hey bartender
Hey man looks here
A draw one, draw two, draw three four glasses of beer
Elwood!

Well we were having so much fun
I didn't know it was half past one
I turned around to have one more
I looked at the clock and it was half past four

Hey bartender
Hey man looka here
A draw one, draw two, draw three four glasses of beer

Well jukebox girlie is everything
All the cats are dancing
I heard somebody called and said
Last round for alcohol

I said hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Draw one, two, three four glasses of bee