Footy footy, all I wanna do is
Footy footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy footy, they catch the ball, kick, play on!
Footy footy, footy footy footy!

Ang Christou
Che Cockatoo-Collins
Phillip Matera
Gavin Wanganeen
Gary Moorcroft
Aussie Jones
Bruce Doull, the Flying Doormat
Spida Everitt
Spider Burton
Craig Bradley
The 1995 Carlton football team

Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, all I wanna do is
Footy footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy footy, they'll crumb the ruck and run, handball!
Footy footy, footy footy footy!

'Diesel' Williams
Dale Kickett
'Sticks' Kernahan
Darren Jarman
Chad Rintoul
Ashley Sampi
Mick Martyn
Dean Huegill
Clint Bizzell
The Brisbane Bears
Aaron Hamill
Everyone

Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy

I'll go down to Waverley Park
I'm gonna sit on the wing
I'm gonna eat a pie
I'm gonna buy a Footy Record for a dollar-fifty
I'm gonna have a full-strength beer, ya girl
I'm gonna take a specky
I'm gonna kick a banana
I'm gonna eat a banana
I am gonna, love every second of it
I hate what this game has become
Footy