I'm Tony
I'm Billy
I'm Bobby
I'm Belew
We're here to sing and play for you

Oh, we're the King Crimson band
Don't you know it
We're the best in all the land
All the land

We play bass and the drums and guitar for you
And if you really want we'll throw the stick in too
Oh, we're the King Crimson band
On E. G. Records
And you know we think that's grand

So settle back to have some fun
And tap your foot in twenty-one
'Cause we're the King Crimson band
You better believe it
The King Crimson band
We don't do encores
The King Crimson band
No photos please

'Cause we're the King Crimson band
We don't do 21st Century Schizoid Man
But we're the King Crimson band