Mel Smith: Christmas coming around again eh? Griff Rhys-Jones: Yeah I mean it must be nearly a year since the last one Mel: Oh it's a good twelve months Both: Yeah yeah Mel: You getting anything for your Granny this year? Griff: Well I thought about it I couldn't be bothered Mel: Well it's the thought that counts innit Griff: Yeah that's how I see it What do you fancy for Christmas then Mel: Kim Wilde as usual, kidding myself though arent't I It's hopeless really it's pathetic I suppose in a way Griff: It is yeah - hello who is this? Kim Wilde: Merry Christmas Melvyn Mel: It can't be Kim: Come on Mel how about pulling a cracker Mel: By the look of you darling I think I already have Get it
Kim: Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple try to stop Come on Melly-pops
Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling Mel: Pumpkin pie anyone?
Both: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Kim: This is so corny Both: Everyone's dancing merrily in the new old fashioned way Mel: Wow I am in the most almighty Christmas groove I haven't had this much fun since "Two little boys" was number one If my friends could see me now How do I look? Kim: Ridiculous Mel: You little tease A dance, Kimberley?
Kim: I do love a nice sax break Mel: Yeah me too Kim, but let's wait till the record's over Kim do you think our love will last forever? Kim: No Mel: Couple of years maybe? Kim: No Mel: Do you think we'll make it to the end of the record? Kim: How long is that - exactly?
Kim: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Mel: All together now Both: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Griff: Excuse me can I sing something now? Mel: Get lost Griff! Griff: Well that's nice...
Mel & Kim: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Mel: Root beer anyone? Both: Later we'll have pumpkin pie And we'll do some carolling Mel: There's plenty of pumpkin pie left by the way Both: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Kim: Do you mind Melvyn? Both: Everyone's dancing merrily In the new old fashioned way
Griff: Wow yeah that was fantastic Kim: Very nice Mel: Let's do it again! One two three four... Kim: Strewth Mel: Five!
Both: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Mel: He overdid it with the pumpkin pie Both: Everyone's dancing merrily In the new old fashioned way
Mel: Merry Christmas everybody! Kim: Merry Christmas everybody! Bye Mel it's been really interesting Griff: I'll tell you who I fancy for Christmas Mel: Who's that Griff: Bananarama Mel: Yeah can't help you there I'm afraid Griff: Oh thanks a bundle!
Compositor: John D. Marks/mel Smith/griff Rhys-jones