Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand
She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
To meet a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of women who sheddin' tears
For a brown eyed handsome man
It was the trouble of a brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mama told her daughter darlin' go out and find
Yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man

Arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' in the witness stand
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years...