Everyone's watching
Could it be true?
I missed the trumpets
I guess they blew
Oh there they go
(Flashes and everything, flashes and everything)
Yeah now I'm sure
(Ready for anything, ready for anything)

Jesus Christ is back again, number one American
Full story at 9
He's tired of the sick and poor
weighing down his stock reports
This market needs a miracle

I saw him posting
It was on the news
He found the caps lock
He's got some views
He's driving diеsel
(Ready for anything, ready for anything)
Hе's armed to the teeth
(Ready for anything, ready for anything)

Jesus Christ is back again, number one American
Full story at 9
He's tired of the sick and poor
weighing down his stock reports
This market needs a miracle
Oh he's not like I thought, nothing quite like his dad
Jesus Christ is back again, two for one on fish and bread
At the Olive Garden tonight

Magical, history
Generate, what I need
Magical, history
Accommodate, my belief
Magical, history (We must be bored again)
Generate, what I need
Magical, history (We must be bored again)
Accommodate

Jesus Christ is back again, number one American
Full story at 9
He's tired of the sick and poor
weighing down his stock reports
This market needs a miracle
Oh this market needs a miracle
Yeah we're gonna need a miracle
Jesus Christ is back again, two for one on fish and bread
At the Olive Garden tonight