You¹re a real mean mama but you got a lot of time for me And I know it ain¹t common to find your kinda love for free It¹s a drag and a sigh and that¹s not all I¹m calling real long distance it¹s a real long distance call

Telephone ringing mama please don¹t you leave it alone Don¹t leave no breaks in the line it¹s the only thing that¹s tied to home It¹s a drag and a sigh and that¹s not all This is real long distance it¹s a real long distance call

Woo!