I can run a hundred miles
Without stopping for rest
I can stay under water for 5 minutes
On a single breath
When I focus my mind
I always reach my goal
but there's one thing I cannot control

I cum too fast
I cum too fast
A couple strokes
And my erection is a thing of the past.

I cum too fast
I cum too fast
Sometimes it's even game over
Before I take off my pants

I've read all the articles
And I've tried every trick
Thinking of sports
Or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
If the girl's on top
Sometimes I'll last a minute or two
but if we doggy-style
Oh man I'm screwed

I cum too fast
I cum too fast
I carry a spare pair of underwear
In case a girl sits on my lap

I cum too fast
I cum too fast
I swear I'll even shoot my load
If a fly lands on my shaft

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ooohh, damnit.