If I were a farmer, Id live in Oklahoma, Id have a million cows, a unibrow, and some overalls to boot. If I were a painter, Id live in New York city, Id paint something real pretty, city life, Id wear a second hand brown suit, If I we're a waiter, Id carry mashed potatoes, and a big old steak out to the guy whos sitting in the booth If I was in the FBI, Id help the world by fighting crime, a walkie talkie, a secret op e-ven a wiretappin dude
But Im just a normal guy, with a light in my eye, in love with a world that is so alive. Isnt it scary, how everythings a mystery , all the time. happy, sad, confused, whats the meaning of life?
If I were a, politician, Id follow the tradition, and I cheat and lie, but its all right, hey that ain't nothing new. If I drove a taxi cab, I would run up all the tabs, just to save some dough, that I could blow on cigarettes and booze. If I were the devil, Id cause alot of trouble, Hey, Id come to earth, and go to church, and sit right in a pew. If I was a criminal, living in prison cell, wouldnt drop my soap, thats on a rope, near Bubba and his crew.
If I were a nudist, that would be the coolest. I'd stand in line at the five and dime in nothing but my shoes. If I were a CEO, I'd have a lot of cash to blow, I'd buy inside tips on wall st and let Martha Stewart know.