What have they done to you darling? What did you let them do? Cos I can't believe they'd get that far Without some assistance from you Did you offer scant resistance When the black light turned to blue? Was it everything you dreamed of? Did you think you'd still be you In spite of yourself?
What have they done to you, darling? How'd they get away with that? When you saw their funny mouse suits Did you know that they were rats? And I think, I know, I'm sure you were Aware of every ruse You've even changed your name Maybe that's why you're confused In spite of yourself
Through a crack in your disguise Your eye is peeping through And it's like sunlight through the curtains
What have they done to you, darling? Who are they anyway? Give us their addresses We'll hear what they have to say We revile the things we hate But give credit where it's due And you've had a big fakeover It could be a big improvement But I guess that you're still you You in spite of yourself