"Hey you" she said "I think that I have something in my eye" And she posed beneath the standard lamp As her clothes waved goodbye And she was Naked as a new apology For something she hadn't yet done And he said "Did I ever tell you the one about The Original Miss Jesus?"
"Born before Her more famous little brother Mister Christ Sure, there were miracles But out of the public eye So they didn't Think even to have her crucified She just wrote some novels and then she died And only her family cried for her The Original Miss Jesus
And then he came The one that they wrote all the books about The King of The Rock Opera Whom she could do without (The sheik of do-without)"
"Stop!" she said "Jesus could have been a boy or girl History would still have been unkind If he'd been a her Anyway Just watch me turn this beer into air As for Redemption Value, I don't care But if you want, I'll even pretend to be The Original Miss Jesus"
So she was The saviour Of that sad and lonely room.