King George
(John Raymond Pollard)



Way down in Orlando --
Stranger than a dream --
In the world of Disney
Minnie Mouse and Mickey
Replaced by the Supreme
Court ruled by five jesters
Puppets held on strings
By sketchy men from Dixie
Who want to steal a victory
And proclaim him king.

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Now some have said the crown prince
Led a life of privileged greed,
He made profit from pollution, he ordered executions --
A friend of life indeed!
Some say he’d been a coke head, whose nose turned to the right,
Who traded in the gin
But kept his smart ass grin;
His head was not quite right.

From that steamy Tea Party
To frozen Valley Forge.
Centuries of democracy.
Show no need for King George.

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