Rock wanted me to write his song Tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece Cause rock's like lebron james He took his talent straight down to south beach And for the past few weeks Rock's been legitimately pissed
If you get stuck singing your song Tonight rock it's all in the wrist Could we please have a week where You don't come out here and choke? You may be g. I. Joe this summer, right now you're a g. I. Joke Ever since I opened my mouth about You you been beggin me to back off
So if rock and dwayne are the same person I think y'all both are jackoffs And after april 1st, you won't be making no more movies You gon' need surgery on your face just Like you had it on your boobies Those poppin pecs they had more Work than a locker room full of divas
I got a gift for rock tonight, I'ma give him a cleveland steamer Team bring it? He's team lost it and the truth is gettin scary Cause they weren't chantin "rocky" Last week, they were chantin "tooth fairy" Keep making fun of this fruity pebble rock Cause I ain't even close to sick of it
I'm mr. Kung pao chicken You just miami fried chicken-shit And no, no, I don't have balls but I got somethin in their place I'ma beat yo' ass at wrestlemania And put my nuts dead in yo' face!