[Kid Rock]
Tell you bout Kyle's momma
Ha ha hah
Straight out the trailers
Joey C

[Joe C]
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)
Now she's lumpy, but still thinks she's pretty (heh)
I just laugh, and walk on past
Sayin, "Shit god damn that's a big fat ass! "
Fuck that slut, she's a big fat trick
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha)
Joe C, I'm a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this shit
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch!

Chorus: Kid Rock

Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
[Joe] She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch!

[Kid Rock]
Uh-huh... Kid Rock... check it
My homey named Kyle lives up the block
He's got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock, uhh
Non-stop, she's a sight to see
A real sloppy bitch, that does right by me
She might be the best suck in the mountains
Ten times a week - but shit, who's countin?
I'm astounded by the things she does
She's the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was
She ain't a slut she's a super-groupie
And I pass that bitch around like a doobie
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!

Chorus

[Kid Rock]
Ohh shit!
Tell em Joe

[Joe C]
I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool
I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool (uh-uh)
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder
Caught Kyle's mom trippin on X, so I bowled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (nah)
I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy
Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies
Whattup? I'm the J-O-E
To the motherfuckin C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch!

Chorus

[Kid Rock]
He heh heh! Yup, that's right
Joey C, Kid Rock
This goes out to all the fat bitches of the world
Heh, yup yup yup
Time to drink some wine