Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels
For all the goddamn day
I got aches and annoyance from living
To earn my pay
Yet some peace and quiet from you would really
Go a long way
So ease it down

You see I'm tired, I'm spent
I'm really feeling my age
You know life is twice as hard
When you're living
Half on the stage
And I barely have the energy
To sing you this song
So let's get some cartoons and vodka
And do 'em all night long

OOh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down
OOh (x2)

You can call me juvenile
But I'm picky on how I spend my time
Don't you know
It takes two crates of makeup
To go out lookin' this fine
I don't work these nails to the bone
To hear you squabble and whine
So help me out

You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet
And it's really not fair
Takes more than a tall cool glass of you
There honey, to bring me up for air
And I've been too blown to rest these bones
For a long country mile
So let's get some cartoons and vodka
And put 'em on for a while

OOh boy, now gimme some of that smile
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down
OOh (x2)

OOh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down
OOh (x2)

OOh, drink them down, drink 'em down, ooh
Drink them down
Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down
Down, oh, oh, ooh

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down