We ate too much Filled our plates now we're stuffed But we can't give up Until allthe food's gone
I feel like I weigh a ton My pants are coming undone Turn on that microwave, son We're up all night to get turkey We're up all night to get turkey We're up all night to get turkey
I ate the thigh of the turkey The gravy Everything you made me
Now I'm on the sofa And you're gonna hear me snore Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (SNORES) You're gonna hear me snoore
And we get to spin dreidels (Dreidels!) And wear our yarmulkes This Thanksgiving has a plus It's the first day of Hannukah
So let's light our menorahs (Norahs!) And eat potato pancakes So baby Shalom (Shalom) Shalom (Shalom) Let's celebrate both today
You made me cook a butterball And then a green bean casserole All you did was sit and watch football And ignored all of your fa-a-mily Ignored your fa-a-mily
I LOVE IT
I got this turkey on Thanksgiving Day and it was raw I took it right out of the fridge, I watched, I let it thaw I put your giblets in a bag and threw it in the air I stuffed the bread crumbs in your butt I don't care I stuffed it I don't care I stuffed it, I stuffed it... I don't care
Everybody get up!
Black Fri-day! Black Fri-day! Black Fri-day!
(I hate these) Long liines!
Outside the WalMart Outside the Kmart Outside the Target (But there's some) Good buuys!
You better hurry You want that Furby What rhymes with Furby?
Where'd you get those headphones? Playstation and Xbox I'd trample you to get one You're the hottest gift in this place!
Made a list and checked it twice Are you naughty, are you nice?
Beard of white and suit of red Got my reindeer and my sled Got my reindeer and my sled
I believe in you You believe in me I'm Santa Claus I believe in you You believe in me I'm Santa... Ho!