?A+? chicks are so much fuss,
they?re hot but a big bank-roll is a must
You know them ?B-? girls might need to hit the gym
A notch above average but at two o?clock you?re in
You better have some drinks if your target is a ?C?
Take five more shots, she?ll turn into a ?B?
Yeah, grading on a curve, baby tell me what?s the word
I?ve stopped being picky, it?s your lucky night girl!

It?s a Friday night in Hollywood about to hit the club
Looking for a little lady that?s gonna show me some love
See my boys and I were talking, we came up with a plan
Sick of all the games and attitudes
Skinny frames and douche bag dudes
Why not make it easy? Set our sight a little lower
Red rover, red rover, send the big girls over
I ain?t talking about a woman who is 250 plus
But these dime piece chicks are so much fuss
They want the world handed to them on a platinum platter
Out to find a sponsor, like it really matters
?I want a Ketel One martini, keep ?em coming all night?
?And order two more for my girls, you better be nice?
Beep beep, back it up baby, hate to burst your bubble
You might be looking HOT, but I smell trife and trouble
See in college I was on the Deans List all the time
Tonight a ?B-? gonna suit me just fine

?A+? chicks are so much fuss,
they?re hot but a big bank-roll is a must
You know them ?B-? girls might need to hit the gym
A notch above average but at two o?clock you?re in
You better have some drinks if your target is a ?C?
Take five more shots, she?ll turn into a ?B?
Yeah, grading on a curve, baby tell me what?s the word
I?ve stopped being picky, it?s your lucky night girl!

It?s about 1:45 in the morning, sweating real hard
Looking fresh, I know they want it
When a girl walks up with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get sprung
Problem is I got my beer goggles on
Nine Grey Geese got me feeling like I can?t be beat
But I can?t see straight man damn this heat
So she asks me ?Can I have this dance??
Figure what the hell man giver her a chance
Never know when it might lead to romance
All you really want is to get in them pants
Take a breath, hold on tight
Strobe-light honey it?ll be allright
Freaky little moves in a plus sized skirt
Big, big boobs so I?m putting in work

She said, ?I?m gonna put it on ya boy,
I?m gonna use you as my toy?
?I don?t get to do it much, so it?s something you?ll enjoy?
?Once I got you where
I want you you won?t ever be the same?
?You know you?ll like it, say my name!?
Uh oh here we go I?m down fa sho
Give me one more drink and I?m out the door
Better make that three that should do the trick
Line ?em up, suck ?em down don?t get sick
Now I got some liquid courage on my side
Buckle up tight you?re in for a ride
Use imagination, dream of Megan Fox
Close your eyes, thinking out of the box

?Dude, it?s Jensen.
I?ve made the biggest mistake of my life last night,
But I loved every minute of it.
Just she take me up the sun.
Promise, she drugged me and I get to get out of here !
(The Address)
I text you the address

Just when I thought my night was over
You appeared and tapped me on my shoulder
Said, ?Turn around boy I wanna get close?
?And out of all the guys in this place?
?I?m sweating you the most?
So we went back to her place on the Westside
I?m drunk as hell, didn?t even have to use a line
It came so easy, just as easy as pie
Throw my standards out the window
Grading on a curve tonight

?A+? chicks are so much fuss,
they?re hot but a big bank-roll is a must
You know them ?B-? girls might need to hit the gym
A notch above average but at two o?clock you?re in
You better have some drinks if your target is a ?C?
Take five more shots, she?ll turn into a ?B?
Yeah, grading on a curve, baby tell me what?s the word
I?ve stopped being picky, it?s your lucky night girl!

@GiiSparvoli