When I get up
I brush my teeth and then I put on my socks
There's a big hole in the left one
I'm like "fuck"
But there's no time to change
I'm fresh out of luck
So I head out to the treat
I step into a puddle, man I'm a geek
This girl invites me to a place I'm like "she"
I'm freaking out, need somewhere to hide my feet

Try to do things normal
but instead I do them backwards
She says she's about to fall in love
I say "I'm honoured"
Next thing I know door is slapped in my face
and I stutter
Try to be cool but I think
I'm just too fucking awkward

I've always been this way
I can't help it, I will stay the same
Not claiming to be flawless
I'm a little awkward
I know I'll never change
Fuck it, I am not ashamed to say
I'm not a sweet talker
I'm just a little awkward

I don't like to hug
'cause every time I manage to mess it up
And I forget your name and I interrupt
Sometimes I think that I was born to get stuck
to get stuck
And then you can laugh
But do you laugh with me or on my behalf?
When I spill my drink and fall with a crash
Places I go to, usually don't go back
don't go back

Try to do things normal
but instead I do them backwards
She says she's about to fall in love
I say "I'm honoured"
Next thing I know door is slapped in my face
and I stutter
Try to be cool but I think
I'm just too fucking awkward

I've always been this way
I can't help it, I will stay the same
Not claiming to be flawless
I'm a little awkward
I know I'll never change
Fuck it, I am not ashamed to say
I'm not a sweet talker
I'm just a little awkward

I know I'll never change
Fuck it, I am not ashamed to say
I'm not a sweet talker
I'm just a little awkward