Hey, this song goes out
to all my fellow Okies out there!
Wherever you might be

In front of the Sunset Diner
Some men in a dress is smiling at me
The cop on the corner has an earring
Oh it's hard to believe the things did I see
They put wheat cream on the coffee
And beans rots in their food
And they must think I'm a cowboy
'Cause Everybody calls me Dude

This sure don't feel like Oklahoma
Well things are pretty wild here in La
The ground shakes every night
Tell mamma I'm alright
But I'm a long way from Ok

All of their hills are covered with houses
The streets are all lined with coconut trees
All of the girls have perfect bodies
Hmm with purple hair blowing in the breeze
Man they're rollerblading by me
In bikinis and tattoos
One make me an offer
She says I can't refuse

Oh, This sure don't feel like Oklahoma
Well things are pretty wild here in La
The ground shakes every night
Tell mamma I'm alright
But I'm a long way from Ok

There's no canals in Venice
No horses on Rodeo Drive
There's more stars on the sidewalks
Than you can see up in the sky

Oh, this sure don't feel like Oklahoma
Well, things are pretty wild here in La
The ground shakes every night
Tell mamma I'm alright
But I'm a long way from Ok

Put Grandpa on the line
Tell all my friends I'm fine
But I'm a long way from Ok
Yeah I'm a long way from Ok
Lord I'm a Long way
From Ok