Hello young queer
It's so nice to see you again
Did you come with him
You do go trough them
Like a rumor through school

I'm plus one on the invitation
But she can't see that I'm only waiting
For an invitation to say goodbye

Are you here for the society paper
Are you here for all the young queers
Are you here acting their age
Trying to make the society page

You look so thrilled
To be here clutching your purse
Over in the corner whispering words
Are you exciting him
With talk of foreign cities

Are you here for the society paper
Are you here for all the young queers
Are you here acting their age
Trying to make the society page

He's a clown in cashmere
He's a crowd pleaser
You can never trust a man
Who can't finish his beer

Hello young queer
It's so nice to see you
Are you here for fun
Let's be gone