I've been caught stealing

Once when I was 5...

I enjoy stealing

It's just as simple as that

Well, it's just a simple fact

When I want something

I don't want to pay for it

I walk right through the door

Walk right through the door

Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine

Mine all mine!

My girl, she's one too

She'll go and get her a skirt

Stick it under her shirt

She grabbed a razor for me

And she did it just like that

When she wants something

She don't want to pay for it

She walks right through the door

Walk right through the door

Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine

Mine all mine!

We sat around the pile

We sat and laughed

We sat and laughed and

Waved it into the air!

And we did it just like that

When we want something

We don't want to pay for it

We walk right through the door

Walk right through the door

Hey, all right! If I get by, it's mine

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...